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Douglas Pickles: the vice captain of the 1999/2000 season, Douglas is a fine specimen of a back-row forward. Although currently unemployed, he is firmly dedicated to whatever task he sets himself, whether it be getting to the breakdown |
| first, pulling a plump-titted bird, or going on about 007. Doug is an avid Scotsman, and merrily lives up to the stereotype of being drunken and belligerent on a regular basis. Doug has strange night-time habits, such as his famous 'sleep-pissing' act, which always keeps his room mates from sleeping entirely soundly. Douglas would like to point out that he is not a homosexual. Click here to visit his website. |
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Known to his few friends as Poo Crapman, Drew Chapman is another Scotsman. He is a great ballplayer and is a rock in defence. Drew made his Hands debut in the epic victory over the Bristol Bandits, despite having
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| sustained ten pints the night before. He would have been a regular fixture last in the 98/99 season had it not been for an injury - but this year he has been ever-present. Drew is a wow with the ladies, and has been known to pull with the 'don't you know who I am?' line. Potential hosts ought to know that Drew is not very well housetrained. Hobbies include breathing, being conscious, and walking around. |
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Rob Webber - A hard-drinking, magnificent second-row forward who was elected "social secretary" after his distinctly "social" approach to life, and his ability to come up with new drinking games.
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| 'Big' Rob amazed us last year with his enduring athleticism and contribution in the loose. His contribution in the lineout was also invaluable. He recently returned to Bristol and informed some of his former teammates that he had managed to save only £35 of the money he had earned since leaving university. And then he spent that on a Hands shirt. Rob attained a 'Desmond'(2:2), which qualified him to spend the next year travelling the world, drinking and watching sport. He now works on an oil rig (really). |
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| Joe Appleby: does not always look this stupid, although it's not unusual. Joe is a blind-side tearaway prop, whose flair and pace are legendary. Hohoho. He is known as 'Iceman' perhaps because he moves about as quickly as a glacier. Joe has been travelling the world of late, making friends with the sorts of cretins and drunkards with whom he feels most at home. He has now attained a job, in which it is expected that he will finally come to a complete standstill, with a 'confused, but not entirely sad expression on his face.' |
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