Profiles page 9 - Abram, Adams, Babbington, Jacobs

Thomas Babbington
Tom Babbington - one of the younger generation of Hands, Babbs has so far played 9,10, 11 and 13 for the Hands, and we are still trying to find a position he is good at. Babbs has an annoying habit of pulling girls who are really fit. Of course, we tease him ruthlessly because they are usually only slightly over half his age, but secretly we envy the little c***. He was awarded stud of the tour in Edinburgh, but only cos no-one else pulled. His hobbies include doing chicken impressions and spending quality time with himself.

Harry 'the hatchet' Adams
Harry 'the hatchet' Adams - Harry offered to pay for our petrol to Edinburgh at Christmas, so we let him play for the Hands, hoping that he would eventually go away, but at time of writing he has stuck around. Harry thinks he is a back row or second row, but we took one look at him and put him at prop. Harry is a terrible cleptomaniac, and is known to rip off the heads of horses in fits of fury. His hobbies include rolling barrels down streets and walking around Wedgies with things stuffed down his trousers.

Spike Abram
Spike Abram - Spike has so far had an impressive rugby career, and has been flying high for other clubs. However, when he turns up for the Hands we tend to leave him to stew on the bench for a bit, to see if he will do his trick where he goes all petulant and stamps his feet. With the departure of Anderson from the set-up, Spike has quickly assumed the mantle of 'biggest c*** in the Hands.' His hobbies include losing video cameras in Hands Towers, geting in bad moods, and thrusting his crotch into girls in Wegies.

'Wide' Rob Jacobs
'Wide' Rob Jacobs was a hugely effective hooker who played in the 1998/99 season. Rob'a physical presence made our front row a particularly effective one, and his set piece play was tremendously effective. He was also very useful with the ball in hand, especially when given nough room to get up to full pace, as he once, and only once, showed against the vets. Since Rob's departures there have been man rumours about marriage and pregnant girlfriends, but the man himself is always elusive, off the pitch if not on it.

	Tom Babbington - one of the younger generation of Hands, Babbs has so far played 9,10, 11 and 13 for the Hands, and we are still trying to find a position he is good at. Babbs has an annoying habit of pulling girls who are really fit. Of course, we tease him ruthlessly because they are usually only slightly over half his age, but secretly we envy the little c***. He was awarded stud of the tour in Edinburgh, but only cos no-one else pulled. His hobbies include doing chicken impressions and spending quality time with himself.
	Harry 'the hatchet' Adams - Harry offered to pay for our petrol to Edinburgh at Christmas, so we let him play for the Hands, hoping that he would eventually go away, but at time of writing he has stuck around. Harry thinks he is a back row or second row, but we took one look at him and put him at prop. Harry is a terrible cleptomaniac, and is known to rip off the heads of horses in fits of fury. His hobbies include rolling barrels down streets and walking around Wedgies with things stuffed down his trousers.
	Spike Abram - Spike has so far had an impressive rugby career, and has been flying high for other clubs. However, when he turns up for the Hands we tend to leave him to stew on the bench for a bit, to see if he will do his trick where he goes all petulant and stamps his feet. With the departure of Anderson from the set-up, Spike has quickly assumed the mantle of 'biggest c*** in the Hands.' His hobbies include losing video cameras in Hands Towers, geting in bad moods, and thrusting his crotch into girls in Wegies.
	'Wide' Rob Jacobs was a hugely effective hooker who played in the 1998/99 season. Rob'a physical presence made our front row a particularly effective one, and his set piece play was tremendously effective. He was also very useful with the ball in hand, especially when given nough room to get up to full pace, as he once, and only once, showed against the vets. Since Rob's departures there have been man rumours about marriage and pregnant girlfriends, but the man himself is always elusive, off the pitch if not on it.