Ian Priest

Name: Ian Priest

Debut: Tallinn, 2005

Honours: Tallinn 10s winner 2005

Tries: 3

Cousin: ?

Not-actually-a-fighter-pilot Tell-Her-inventor Ian “Beasty” Priest top-try-scored in the Tallinn 10s Triumph, and enjoys alliteration (he especially liked the Tallin-TV-Tele-torn which we visited while we were there). An ideal tour gimp, Beasty is fond of disrobing in formal situations. Under the guise of the Beast of Bodmin, Ian attacked sheep and calves in the region of Bodmin Moor, Cornwall during the 1980s – he was never caught, and his actions were ascribed to a black panther. Every day, for his lunch, he eats a simple cheese sandwich.

Beasty plays wing three-quarter.