"Furious" Tom George

Tom George

Name: Tom George

Debut: 2000

Honours: Intra-mural Champion 2000/2001; Captain 2001-2002; Man of Tour Val d’Isere 2004

Tries: 4?

Italian Cousin: Furio from the Sopranos

Mild mannered radio-silence two-forenames thoughtful buffoon “Furious” Tom George captained the mighty Wandering Hands in the 2001/2002 season, then gave up the whole malarkey claiming his neck hurt. Tom will do anything, and we’ve seen him do it. It would be interesting to know how Tom would have got on in nazi Germany. His intellectual nature may have made him a natural resistance fighter. On the other hand his ready acquiescence in the shoeing of protein powder and dining naked may suggest that the 1930s would have seen him goose-stepping away merrily, while claiming he’s “just obeying orders”.

Tom plays flanker and is also a utility back.

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