Jack Whibley

Name: Jack Whibley

Debut: Engineers 2000

Honours: Intra-mural champion 2001; Teddy’s 10s 2003 winner (just); Brussels 10s finalist 2004; Tallinn 10s 2005 winner; Teddy’s 7s 2005 plate winner.

Tries: 9

In 2005 Cambridge scientists published research showing that the human head and face are both getting smaller. Clearly jammy-bastard original self-indulgent tourist I’m-all-right Jack Whibley (born 1979) was not drawn upon as raw data, and it’s too late to do anything about that now – showing them Jack would be like saying “Aardvark” to Dr Johnson. Jack has yet to decide whether, when attending S&M nights, he is more comfortable being a “sub” or a “top”. Jack is a kind man with a gentle touch.

Jack plays on the flank.