Kirk Hullis

Full Name: Kirk Hullis Debut: Engineers, Autumn 1998 Honours: Intra-mural champion 1999, 2000 and 2001; Intra-mural netball champion 2001; Brussels 10s finalist 2004; Tallinn 10s 2005 winner; Teddy’s 7s 2005 plate winner. Tries: ? French Cousin: Sylvain Houles

Child minding, single-kidneyed has-to-stoop-in-cottages Kirk "Hulks" Hullis is tall and thin. Kirk is currently eking out a living by teaching children things that he knows. To subsidise his wild just-married lifestyle Kirk works as a foreman in a factory which makes miniature models. Of factories. His wife can’t tell whether or not he has been to Wedgies “as long as I’m back by midnight,” he chortles. Kirk was allowed into the Hands only when he solemnly promised to name his firstborn after the captain of the Wandering Hands. Kirk was happy to perform this sick tribute when he gave birth in 2005. As Oliver Pool remarked in 1999, "a witty fellow he may be, but so was Oscar Wilde, and he ended up in prison for being gay." Kirk is a natural jump-like-a-salmon second row, although when his wife is looking he plays full back.