Lawrence William Brown
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Name: Lawrence BrownDebut: game against Bristol Uni 3rd XV, 1998 Honours: Vice captain 2000-2001. Intra-mural champion 1998, 1999, 2000 and 2001; Teddy's 10s 2003 winner; Brussels 10s finalist 2004; Man of tour La Tania 2005; Tallinn 10s 2005 winner; Teddy's 7s 2005 plate winner. Tries: 1 |
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Slow-talking roly-poly frequent-butt-of-jokes mindlessly enthusiastic technophobe Lawrence Brown has a persecution complex, and has always wanted to be black. Lawrence did a convincing turn as Diana Ross on Stars in their Eyes in 1999, and was unlucky not to progress to the next round (he was beaten by a very good Barry Gibb from the Bee Gees). Lawrence has a 60GB memory with 512MB of RAM. At present 47GB of this memory is taken up by Crap Celebrity Trivia. Lawrence has a deep seated fear of technology, due in part to his over-large thumbs and fat fingers. As a technology lawyer, he therefore has few problems keeping business and pleasure separate. He once failed a cycling proficiency test. He is an open-side flanker. | |