Special Needs Tim

Name: Tim Allen

Debut: 2001

Honours: Man of Tour Edinburgh 2003; Brussels 10s finalist 2004; Tallinn 10s winner 2005; Teddy’s 7s plate winner 2005

Tries: ?

Mexican Cousin: Team Allen, who played at the Teddy's 7s 2005

Furious Blind-Date-Love-Rat “I’m-not-ginger-I’m-golden” nutcase "Special Needs" Tim Allen is one of the most recent recruits to the Wandering Hands. We spotted him on Blind Date banging on about rock-climbing and whining to Cilla about how the bird turned him down on the first night. Tim was once a great self-confessed lothario (see articles in the Sun and the Mirror) – it is to be welcomed that he has now got a long-term bird, as his silver tongue used to clash horribly with his “golden” hair. Tim is one of only two members of the Hands who have gone on honeymoon with another man. Make your own mind up, dear reader. Tim likes a ruck.

He is a total flanker.