Photos from the Hands second tour to Edinburgh in April 2003

One of the Best Tour ideas ever - Tour Bowling Shirts (c) K. Hullis. This was the only onccasion on which we pretended to laugh at Brown. Genuine at all other times. Winner of the Dirty Dirty award, Jim Beretton-Martin
More persuasive evidence in the 'Wilder: Big Ears or Small Head?' Debate Some cunts Some balls
Someone is fisting Chris. Joe is trying to look innocent. Dreadful gay The Greeks called this a 'reverse Atlas'
I had tried to lose Brown all night, but he found me in Espionage. Even worse, there was a camera present. Buddies my arse. Wilder is just hanging on to SPNT to stop himself dancing like a queen as usual. Thorne sees a blonde girl and has an evil idea... Hullis about to win a lineout under the shadow of Murrayfield stadium
Cunt Tim serveys the Wandering Hands at work, and decides to play little part. This is called a scrum The victorious Murrayfield Wanderers and the Vanquished Hands
A dirty pint for a deserving man Matt is unmoved by Kirk's fist in his face and Tait's fist up his bottom. Boring. Been done before Best contest of the night. 'Why can't the pretty girls punch me in the face?'
Phil whined about this afterwards Carnage in Subway West End on the first night in Edinburgh Bummed. Again.
It couldn't have happened to a better bloke. CT's patinablling injuries in all their glory.

last updated: 06-05-03